Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Going, going, gone

Moved

After threatening to do it for the umpteenth time, I thought I better put my words into action.

I moved Cosima Underwater to my own domain and will be using Wordpress in the future. Please adjust your book mark to:


Don't be shocked when you go there though, it still looks a bit bare. After two hours of fiddling, I managed to transfer all the old posts and comments, and will be working on the sidebar and template over the next couple of days.

I think I will leave this blog as it is, but my next post, the 300th by the way (woohoo!), will be at the new digs.

See you there.

Kisses,
Cosima

Monday, September 17, 2007

She has lost it

There were some very strange blue lights on the sky above Hong Kong last night. It could have been one of these…


… but it would have been way off schedule.

Personally, I think those blue lights were the blinking toenails of wee little faeries trying to catch the air currents to get out of here. I can’t blame them. The air is heavy, humid, and full of toxins. It’s hard to breathe. I have decided to take off my wings today and stay indoors until the gray smog in front of my window clears. I don’t want to end up dead like my unfortunate sister.


Which is just as well, because I have so much work to do. Since it’s Musical Monday and I feel a bit floaty and spacey, I am going to listen to this…


All I Need by AIR from their 1998 album Moon Safari.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Underwater sex

Google is a highly inefficient search engine. Sounds snooty, I know, but I have proof. Every day people are directed to this blog, because they are googling “underwater sex” or variations of it (“naked woman underwater handstand sex”). For all of you I have a slightly disappointing message:

THIS BLOG HAS ABSOLUTELY NO PICTURES OR VIDEOS OF PEOPLE HAVING UNDERWATER SEX.

And I won’t do a handstand for you either. But do not despair, you will eventually find something on your internet travels. I did. Yes, I am curious, and lost my innocence in the process... lol.

There is this porn video of a couple doing it underwater for ten long minutes without coming up for air. Absolutely fascinating from a technical standpoint. How did they do it… fancy cutting, special training?

Like Mr. Letterman, I often ask myself “Will it float?”. In the case of silicone implants, I am not 100% sure, because they are attached to bodies, but it definitely looks like they want to drift upwards.

And to the guy with the how-to-website on giving dolphins a hand job: that’s just wrong.

For those of you, looking for advice on making a romantic sojourn in warm ocean or pool water a success click here. The site has tips on safe sex and lubrication. I know it sounds wonderful to make love submerged in water, but from experience I can tell you that a bit of preparation is necessary, even if you intend to leave your head above water. Water washes away natural lubrication, and it’s a good idea to have a bottle of water-resistant lube handy.

I racked my brain to find something sexy and wet to end my post, and remembered this video. It shows the delectable Dita von Teese doing her Martini glass routine with lots of splashing. For some reason it’s rotated ninety degrees, but it’s worth the stiff neck. Sorry, no rompy underwater porn, my editor is just too high-brow for that ;).

Friday, September 14, 2007

Da Count: Rilke

I just discovered this...


Michael Manring, Murray Orrick, Nina Hagen: "Die Welt die monden ist" from Schönherz & Fleer's Rilke Projekt

... and thought I share it with you.

It's from a CD called Rilke Projekt on which German actors and singers recite/sing poems by Rainer Maria Rilke accompanied by music written especially for the CD. The first CD was such a success in Germany that two more CDs followed.

Rilke is one of my favorite poets, but very hard to translate. Listening to the recording makes the poem much clearer than reading the English version below, doesn't it?


Forget, forget, and let us live now
only this, how the stars pierce through
cleared nocturnal sky; how the moon's whole disk
surmounts the gardens. We've sensed so long already
how the darkness breeds many mirrors: how a gleam
takes shape, a white shadow in the radiance
of night. But now let us cross over
and invest this world where
everything is lunar--

Translation from Uncollected Poems by Rainer Maria Rilke,
selected and translated by Edward Snow
(New York: Farrar, Straus & Giroux, 1986)


For the German original go here.

dacount

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Happy HNT #37: Bubbly

Bubbly


Someone recently suggested to me that I should put a stamp on my head and mail myself to him. I think, I'll also wrap a bit of bubble wrap around me and write "Fragile handle with care!" on the package :).

My work-out today was packing lots of boxes for Cosima Inc... half-nekkid... does that count as sports HNT? To see me train for even more Olympic events go here.

HNT_1

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

No-see-ums

Grrrrr... they got me again.

There is a very small, but fierce population of no-see-ums at the school bus stop. Little bastards! They make no noise, have the size of tiny specks of dust, and leave extremely itchy spots. They put mosquitoes to shame.

no-see-um 1: Look here they come again!

no-see-um 2: This spot is my favorite. Regular feedings in the morning and afternoon.

no-see-um 1: Yeah, it's so easy, it's beginning to get boring.

no-see-um 2: Let's take the one in sandals and shorts. You take the left leg, I take the right.

no-see-um 1: We had her yesterday.

no-see-um 2: So what?

You just wait! This afternoon you will eat Autan.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Swimming through chaos

I have a thousand things to do, but can’t get anything finished. It feels extremely frustrating. In theory, now that little man goes to school, I should have more time, but the last week felt even busier than the ones before.

Most of the things on my to-do-list are important matters for Cosima Inc. Until now it was a small scale business, to even call it a business feels like an exaggeration, but my partner and I have been making steady progress and gained experience. It’s time to do it on a larger scale with a bit more organization. Now that my son is in school for most of the day that should be possible… in theory. The first thing to do is to bring organization and scheduling to my grand plans, and afterwards get an office.

Working from home has its advantages, but there is not enough space in my flat. My bed, the one you also see as the backdrop in most of my HNT pictures, has been serving as the headquarters of Cosima Inc for the last year… I am not kidding. The choice is between a bigger flat with one more room or a separate office. Both options have their pro and cons, but my gut feeling tells me to rent a small office space. There are too many distractions at home, and it is also harder to finish for the day and enjoy your private time. On the other hand, I am worried about the cost of renting an office space and the commuting time. A small space near an MTR station, not in the glitziest part of town, would be ideal. Will be interesting what I can find when I get around to it. Maybe next week, after I have taken care of all the other pressing things.

This evening, so many thoughts went through my head, and I would have liked to go for a walk to get them all sorted out, but the kitchen was one big mess and I still had to prepare little man’s lunch for tomorrow. First I cleaned a mountain of dishes to gain working space, then I cooked little man’s lunch (pork chop, carrots, and noodles), and afterwards prepared pumpkin soup. While the pumpkin soup was simmering (small pumpkin, 4 carrots, big onion, 3 cloves of garlic, chunk of ginger, one red chili, chicken stock, tomorrow I will add lentils to the mix), I cleaned the kitchen once more. It looked so nice and clean. Pristine. Then I took out the hand-held blender to puree the soup…

Me and the blender have been at war for a long time. There have been incidences before, but I thought I had figured this wicked machine out. Not so. Pumpkin soup sprayed across the stove, floor, and cupboards. I opened my mouth to scream, but all that came out was hysteric laughter.

So I cleaned the kitchen for a third time. It’s now so clean that you can eat sushi from the floor.

Image: "The Key" by Jackson Pollock